MTV: Cribs-My new house

Its been exactly two (2) weeks since I have moved into my new Pad here in the thriving metropolis of Columbus OH, (better known as Hollywood East). It is an amazing place with massive expanses of yard to roam, a pool, an elaborate dining-room, an exsquisite deck overlooking many gardens,a library, a TV room, a fully stocked kitchen, a hot tub/Jacuzzi, and even a well stocked wine cellar with hard-to-find wines. I even have exclusive use of a yacht whenever I want, and if I choose I have limo service to and from the boat club.

I really can't complain, meals are catered, free wireless internet, great downtown location, security system, and the rent is impressivly cheap.

My camera crew is on strike (150 grand/year seems to be too little) so just imagine I am taking you on a tour myself, all decked out in my bling-blings and oversized pants falling to my knees, and an NBA jersey that is 5 sizes too big. And don't forget I also have a couple gaudy earings and a semi-sideways cap on advertising the latest rapper.

This is the front view, Notice the flower garden bottom center.

This is my office which also doubles as my room.This is the dining room with the library to the right.

This is the TV room. The TV however has not been installed yet as there is not enough space for it.

The Hot Tub.
Note the pure Ivory pedestal sink imported from a poachers workshop in Zaire.

This is the Deck, with one of the gardens, and did I mention the commercial size grille?

This is the view from the deck. Note the VAST expanse of lush green backyard space to roam and host skanking parties. If you look close you can see the security system on the right, The guards and their dogs were not allowed to be photographed for security reasons.

This is the pool, it has been drained, however, for winter maintenance.

This is the wonderful street front that provides access to literally ANYTHING, including many other famous Hollywood-East'ers and their properties.

The Wine Cellar.
Of course we use only the best oak casks. You can also see the beginning stages of the process in the two 5-gallon 'vats' in the left side of the TV room.

I almost forgot the yacht, we call her MOY (Mother of Yachts). I still have'nt even been in all the interior rooms yet, but I hear they are elegant.

This in Butch, the best of my three (3) limos. We also have a red German made, and a green domestic SUV style that we cruise around in depening on the occasion.

So if you ever get to central Ohio look me up and I will give you the code to my security system and you can either lounge in the pool, watch football on the bigscreen, or just relax in the Hot Tub until I get back. And if you fly in, I could probably even send one of my drivers with a limo to pick you up.

Until then 'Hang loose bro'